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19 Things I Hate About Living At Home
Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Note: Yes, I know I am lucky to have a place to say, rent free, with my own room, cable, washroom, etc, etc, etc. However, the current living situation, compared to my ideal living situation (MW and I together, somewhere, on our own) leaves a lot to be desired. Let the bitch begin:

  1. Having to hear my parents do it every Friday night. Oh. My. God. Ugh.
  2. Being held accountable for every move made outside the house.
  3. The pressure I feel having to maintain the equilibrium between my relationship with my parents, and my relationship with MW on a daily basis.
  4. The constant, incessant questioning of my job search, MW's job search, and, most awful, our relationship on a daily basis, by everyone in the house, except for MW, thank god.
  5. My amplified insecurities, because I feel like everyone is watching me/us.
  6. The little, stupid, retarded things that really don't bother me, but that bother my mother so I nevertheless have to address them.
  7. The disciplining of my cat. It's my job, and possibly MWs.
  8. The guilt I feel for feeling like this.
  9. Feeling like absolute fucking GARBAGE all week, and no one really accomodating me, or people I'm in a bad mood (okay, this doesn't really have anything to do with living at home, exactly, but it's something I want to complain about, and I might as well put it all in one place).
  10. Again, feeling guilty about feeling like this when some of other friends are going through/have gone through much more than I recently.
  11. Having a decreased appetite for orgasms (not sex, mind you, but I never feel like I need to get off, which is really the best part).
  12. Daily routines.
  13. How EVERYTIME I AM IN THE SHOWER SOME MOTHERFUCKER FLUSHES THE TOILET UPSTAIRS, THEREBY BURNING THE FLESH OFF MY BONES AND OH MY GOD IF IT HAPPENS ONE MORE TIME I WILL RUN UPSTAIRS AND GRAB THE PERSON AND SHOVE THEIR HEAD UNDER THE BOILING HOT WATER FOR AT LEAST 5 MINUTES.
  14. I am expected to be home for suppertime, and if I'm going to be there, I need an excuse.
  15. I feel like a jerk for expecting the same from MW, I know it's unfair.
  16. Speaking of jerkiness. MW can be an arse. SO CAN I. There's nothing wrong with that, except I would rather we had discovered this on our own, rather than here, where we have an audience, where they assume any small tension means our relationship is in question, though this is from the same people who argue more than anyone I know. I love MW, but no, I know he's not perfect, and again, NEITHER AM I.
  17. Jeez.
  18. Making almost no long distance phone calls anymore, as everytime I get on the phone, I get reminded of our long distance plan.
  19. Getting woken up 2 minutes before my alarm goes off.



-- posted by Jenn at Tuesday, March 22, 2005

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